oops there go the tornado sirens. peace. 

i have a huge fear of storms and i’m home alone and i live in oklahoma and it’s tornado season and there is this huge storm headed straight for where i live and the clouds are so big and dark and i’m terrified i don’t usually make text posts but i’m so so scared someone please try and calm me down i love god

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed